Gather round, friends, and say thanks.

It’s that time of year again! Yes, the second best holiday, THANKSGIVING!!!

Alright, that turkey looks a little wimpy. But you get the picture.

But, a shocking development! facetrace’s family has decided to CANCEL Thanksgiving this year and instead jet off to the sunny beachs of Kauai.

This is a fair trade-off. No complaints here.

But since I won’t be able to sit at the kids’ table, gorging myself on my aunt’s perfect pecan pie, I’ll need another platform to give my thanks.

So in no particular order, here are (pop-culture-related) reasons why I’m thankful this year…

Top Chef s5 Predictions or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Finn

I often feel guilty watching “Top Chef.” It’s not because I take pleasure in indiscriminately hating on at least one contestant every season (oh Season 4 Lisa, I hated you the most). Wednesdays at 10pm usually find me sitting on the couch, eating microwaved Top Ramen, and snobbily insulting the contestant who can’t even clean and fillet an Arctic Char correctly. I mean, come on.

 

But that doesn’t stop me from fully and wholly loving “Top Chef.”