Gather round, friends, and say thanks.

It’s that time of year again! Yes, the second best holiday, THANKSGIVING!!!

Alright, that turkey looks a little wimpy. But you get the picture.

But, a shocking development! facetrace’s family has decided to CANCEL Thanksgiving this year and instead jet off to the sunny beachs of Kauai.

This is a fair trade-off. No complaints here.

But since I won’t be able to sit at the kids’ table, gorging myself on my aunt’s perfect pecan pie, I’ll need another platform to give my thanks.

So in no particular order, here are (pop-culture-related) reasons why I’m thankful this year…

Yea, I saw it. And it was awesome.

Dear Haters,

I know you think Miley Cyrus sucks. I know you think she’s annoying and untalented. I know you think she’s secretly a crazy jesus freak. I know you think it’s weird that she’s 16 and her boyfriend is 20 and her best friend is 22 and they make really obnoxious youtube videos. I know you think she has crooked teeth and some kind of small speech impediment. I know you think any teenager who threatens to single handedly ruin Radiohead should probably get thrown off the planet. I know she’s terrible singing live and drinks ketchup and takes pictures of herself half naked and….wait, where was  I?

Oh, right…BUT she still has Hannah Montana. And, readers, Hannah Montana is freaking adorable.

Who’s not a sucker for genius little kids?

That’s Entertainment