Posted tagged ‘we don’t like you’

September 29, 2009

Shocking news, everyone!

TLC renames show to ‘Kate Plus 8’

Apparently the show “will have a deeper focus on Kate’s role as a single mother.” Yes, a single mother with a hefty allowance from a hit TV show and speaking tours, a camera crew of babysitters, and a bodyguard. Just like real life!! It’s nice to see that reality TV still is a window into our own lives.

But TLC, why would you show less of their loving father??

there are too many dealbreakers in this picture to count

there are too many dealbreakers in this picture to count

Don’t See This Movie

March 13, 2009

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I’m all for freedom of speech. I’m all for self-expression and artistic vision and I think it’s great that people can say whatever they want. This, however, makes me feel like all those privileges are being spat on. Don’t go see this movie. The Last House on the Left, a remake of a 1970s thriller (that I had the misfortune of sitting through half of before it made me feel physically ill and I had to turn it off), is about a trio of killers who brutally murder and rape two young girls then end up taking refugee in one of their parent’s homes.

And it features some incredibly graphic rape and murder scenes.

This brings up countless issues about the way the media portrays women and the depravity it encourages, and how it can add unnecessary danger and challenges to our lives (debate it all you want, it’s true). The article and ensuing discussion here on Jezebel can do this more justice than I can.  It’s unbelieveable that hundreds of people and millions of dollars went to something like this. Just don’t go see it. Don’t spend money on it. Don’t download it illegally. Tell people not to see it. For me, ok? Thanks.

Jimmy Fallon Not Getting Any Better

March 12, 2009

No commentary. Just watch.

How a Gossip Site Made Tina Fey Slightly Less Cool

March 12, 2009

Another ournamesrhyme favorite? Tina Fey. And not just because Tracy is her doppleganger. There’s that whole “incredibly talented” and “actually funny” and “a good female role model” thing too. We found a clip a week or so back, where Tina discusses her Oscar experience on the Jimmy Fallon Show. (more…)

We Were Right!

March 3, 2009

fallonTo get this picture, I googled “jimmy fallon idiot”

And it was such a tough call…

Jimmy Fallon’s reviews for his first show last night were pretty atrocious.

Click here to see what Entertainment Weekly said.

Tracy recorded it and promised to sit through it for your sake. I will not be. Simply reading about the fact that Jimmy Fallon impersonated “Robert De Niro while the actor sat next to him, and then asked De Niro for approval: “That was pretty good, right?”, makes me want to bang my head on the table.

The Anti-Jimmy Fallon Post

March 2, 2009

To get this picture, I googled “jimmy fallon moron”

Ournamesrhyme does not support Jimmy Fallon’s new late night show. In fact, we do not support Jimmy Fallon at all. We anti-support him. We think Jimmy Fallon is annoying. (more…)